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Have you seen my will to live because i seem to have lost it
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fluently excluding english - zero
i kow phrases in french, italian, german, spanish and swahili though...
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| | I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!! yay for me! 3 minors, which is less than last time (got 7 and one serious fault, which is why i failed). woo! | | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment |
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rabbits are copophragic and eat their own poo
elephants cant thrust so their penis has extra muscles and moves about on its own | | comments: Leave a comment |
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a pigs orgasm can last for up to 30 minutes. and female gorilla has to fancy the male to be willing to have teh sex. he doesnt have to be the strongest or anything, she just has to think he is hot. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | ARGH!! i just spotted an advert on LJ for volunteering in africa to build a wildlife sanctury but i clicked a link and went to a different page before id really realised and now i cant get it back. see if anyone notices it can you click it and send me the link please :D | | comments: Leave a comment |
| i bought a Mrs Claus costume today, hee hee hee hee hee.
we now have 5, yes 5, christmas trees. im gonna take pictures later of them all. me and mum had to wrestle the one outside coz it kept blowing over, but its now tied to the railings. I CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| im sure you have all missed me terribly. my internet at home has been b0rked since last monday and Orange are utterly hopeless and despite my mum phoning 4 times its still not fixed. shes to phone again tonight and hopefully that'll be it sorted.
anyway not much has been happening. worked for Regis on friday and wanted to kill my bosses brother. neither boss was there after the meal had been served and eileen was put in charge. bosses brother, cousin and 2 of cousins friends were completely incapable of, well, doing anything. they were washing the dishes and putting them away wet. i said they had to be put away dry and they ignored me. i said it again a while later and bosses bro was like 'no its fine' i said 'no they HAVE to go away dry' he started talking over me and was saying 'no its fine. they are clean, its fine' so i told him to shut up and walked out. the thing is, if his brother had been there he wouldnt have let him put them away wet. its just 'the rules' that the dishes get dried.
really pissed me off. he just had no clue what was to be done, neither did the other 3 guys, but they wouldnt listen to us at all despite the fact that me eileen and sarah are Regis staff and have been for a reasonable amount of time. im fucking sick of working with regis. i just want another job and FAST. ugh....
nothing else has been happening. my life is painfully boring :( | | comments: Leave a comment |
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this journal is now friends only. comment for add, etc etc
(i just hope i remember to make my entries friends only :S) | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| i dont hate my job quite so much anymore. yesterday was quite a good day. fairly busy and i had a few visitors (Andrew bought my first paper :D)
i really hate working in general though. i was sitting last night trying to think of what i want to do and really all i keep coming back to is being an animal keeper. i cant think of anything else i actually enjoy long term. looks like ill be stuck in jobs i hate forever then :( | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | grrr | | Time: | 12:11 pm |
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| well yesterday in work was awful. trully 100% terrible. i sold 8 papers.....8......that means i get 80p commision.
i was in possibly the quietest point in glasgow. on the corner of wellington street and argyle street. it rained alot. i got wet despite my brolly and waterproof jacket. all my newspapers got wet so i couldnt sell them. i phoned the agency to phone the guys to bring me more. 40 minutes later i phoned again asking if i was going to get more papers. 30 minutes later the delivery guy appeared and just took my stand away.
i was outside a pub (possibly a gay old mans pub...The Waterloo on wellington street) and they all felt sorry for me. one wee guy went and bought me a cup of tea which made me smile. then i burnt my tongue on it which made me want to cry. i also saw a poor wee baby pidgeon get splatted on the road.
all in all yesterday was a terrible day. today i am at the galleries of modern art which should be better. i was there on friday and did not bad. ugh..... | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Date Posted: 23-02-2005 at 2:52pm - Comments (0)
PAST
-first grade teacher's name: Mrs McGlaughlan
-last word you said: 20p
-last song you sang: that new scissor sisters song
-last thing you laughed at: probably andrew or lewis earler
-last time you cried: probably a while ago. i cant remember
PRESENT.
-what's in your cd player: nothing. i dont use my cd player
-what color socks are you wearing:none on just now
-what's under your bed: a few bits an bobs
-what time did you wake up today: 8:45, but i went back to bed for a while
FUTURE.
-what is your expected future career: animal keeper hopefully.
-where are you going to live: ooft, hopefully abroad but i dunno
-how many kids do you want: none, thanx
-what kind of car will you drive: a bugatti veron
CURRENT.
-current hair: shite. i hate it
-current clothes: jeans, Therapy? tee shirt
-current jewelry: watch, 2 rings, braclet, earrings.
-current annoyance: nothing much
-current smell: umm...nothing.
-current longing: hmm, to get money to go to Equador
-current desktop picture: andrew and lewis on andrews first day at nursery
-current favorite music artist: ooft, i duuno
-current book: i just finished James Patterson 3rd Degree.
-current worry: not much. nothing of significance
-current hate: stupid little things
-story behind your username: nickname ive had for years
-current favorite article of clothing: my kick ass work uniform :|
-favorite physical feature on a girl/guy: umm...build
-one person you wish was here right now: my gran
-line from the last thing you wrote to someone: thats all
-i am happiest when:im with my nephews
-i feel lonely when: i have time to think
-favorite authors: james patterson
-do you think too much:yeah, far too often
-if you could live anywhere in the world, where: australia
-famous person you have met: blink 182, fenix TX
-do you have any regrets: a few
-sex or love: currently? sex
-favorite coffee: coffee cake.
-favorite smell: hmmm i dunno
-what makes you mad: idiots
-favorite way to waste time: sleep
-what is your best quality: ability to listen
-are in currently in love/lust: no
-what\'s the craziest thing you have ever done: umm i do slightly mental things on a regular basis
-any bad habits: smoking
-do you find it hard to trust people: Yes
-last thing you bought yourself: bag of crisps
-bath or shower: shower
-favorite season: spring
-favorite color: red
-favorite time of day: early morning, though i usually miss it
-gold or silver: silver
-any secret crushes: Nope.
FASHION.
-how many coats and jackets do you own: not enough. ill need to get a winter jacket
-favorite pants color: no fave.
-most expensive item of clothing:dunno
-most treasured: item of clothing? none
YOUR FRIENDS.
-do your friends know you: not really
-what do they tend to be like:i dunno. just them.
-can you count on them: i hope so
-can they count on you: Aye
LAST.
-last book you read: 3rd degree james patterson
-last movie you saw: Blade
-last movie you saw on the big screen: ooft i cant remember
-last show you watched on tv: ant and decs saturday night takeaway
-last song you heard: dont know
-last thing you had to drink: diluting juice
-last thing you ate: trifle.
-last time you showered: yesterday
-last time you smiled: a few minutes ago.
-last time you laughed so much you couldn\'t breathe: i cant remember
-last person you hugged:either andrew or lewis when they were leaving today
-last person you kissed: andrew when he was in the car
-last person you talked to online: im talking to steve just now.
-last person you talked to on the phone: eileen probably
DO YOU.
-smoke: aye
-do drugs: No
-drink: sometimes.
-sleep with stuffed animals: yup
-have a dream that keeps coming back: no
-play an instrument: define 'play'. i can beat the fuck out of a drum kit, but it doesnt sound good.
-believe there is life on other planets: Yes
-read the newspaper: i sell the fucking newspapers!!
-have any gay or lesbian friends: not really
-believe in miracles: yeah.
-consider yourself tolerant: i guess, becomming less so these days
-consider police a friend or foe: friend, as ive never had bother off them.
-like the taste of alchohol: some, yeah.
-have a favorite stooge: no
-believe in astrology. Aye
-believe in magic: Aye
-pray: sometimes
-go to church: at Xmas
-have any secrets:yeah
-have any pets: yup. not enough though
-go or plan to attened college: been there, done that. thats quite enough education for me
-talk to strangers: No
-have any piercings: yup, 5
-have any tattoos: yup, 3
-hate yourself: sometimes.
-wish on stars: yeah
-like your handwriting: nah, not really
-believe in witches: aye
-believe in ghosts: Aye
-believe in santa: aye
-believe in the easter bunny: aye
-believe in the tooth fairy: im sure im still owed money by her. but yes i do
-have a second family: no
-sing in the shower: yup | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | flah | | Time: | 12:47 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ford/sydnicons/Confoosed.gif) confused |
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| i broke my internet the other day, but i managed to fix it. yay me.
im thinking of having an f-list cut. i am 'friends' with too many people that i shouldnt be. people that arent good for me, for one reason or another. it happens every wee while. someone creeps in, fucks with my head for a while until i eventually see sense and stop talking to them. at the moment there are 3 that i can think of that really arent doing my mental state any favours. i dont think it would be any great loss to any of them anyway. blah. ill sleep on it and see what i decide in the morning. | | comments: 15 comments or Leave a comment |
| yesterday i went to stirling with my brother. we went to get eileens 2 boys and my brothers eldest boy outfits for the wedding. they are walking me and the other 2 bridesmaids down the aisle so they have to look spiffing. managed to get trousers and ties. all we need is shirts and the only thing thats holding us back is the age difference between the 3 of them. ones come in lewis and andrew sized, or andrew and connor sized. gaddang. we'll figure something out :S
my big brother bought me the Blade trilogy boxset too as a belated birthday prezzie so i am a very happy fenn.
today i had a job interview. whoop dee doop. its with an agency for a job selling the daily record in town at the wee stalls.
MUTHA FUCKA I GOT THE JOB!! im gonna be like an evening times guy BUT BETTER!!!! | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
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