Have you seen my will to live because i seem to have lost it

Writer's Block: Multilingual

2009-05-30T10:02:23Z

How many languages do you speak?

fluently excluding english - zero
i kow phrases in french, italian, german, spanish and swahili though...

uberfenn @ 2009-05-19T19:27:00

2009-05-19T18:28:16Z

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!! yay for me! 3 minors, which is less than last time (got 7 and one serious fault, which is why i failed). woo!

uberfenn @ 2009-01-18T15:18:00

2009-01-18T15:20:19Z

Happy
Winnie The Pooh
Day!

uberfenn @ 2009-01-14T22:07:00

2009-01-14T22:08:36Z

Happy Birthday
Dave Grohl!!

Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild

2008-11-14T16:55:06Z

Field mice always sleep facing northwest. Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Female hyenas have penises. Let's face it, nature is weird. What's the strangest thing you know about the animal kingdom?

Submitted By kaley_93

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rabbits are copophragic and eat their own poo
elephants cant thrust so their penis has extra muscles and moves about on its own

Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild

2008-11-13T23:39:36Z

Field mice always sleep facing northwest. Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Female hyenas have penises. Let's face it, nature is weird. What's the strangest thing you know about the animal kingdom?

Submitted By kaley_93

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a pigs orgasm can last for up to 30 minutes. and female gorilla has to fancy the male to be willing to have teh sex. he doesnt have to be the strongest or anything, she just has to think he is hot.

uberfenn @ 2008-05-20T22:19:00

2008-05-20T21:27:45Z

uberfenn @ 2008-01-04T23:00:00

2008-01-04T23:02:22Z

finally i can post a pic of my tattoo now its all healed!!

uberfenn @ 2007-12-11T21:02:00

2007-12-11T21:03:29Z

ARGH!! i just spotted an advert on LJ for volunteering in africa to build a wildlife sanctury but i clicked a link and went to a different page before id really realised and now i cant get it back. see if anyone notices it can you click it and send me the link please :D

uberfenn @ 2007-12-07T15:27:00

2007-12-07T15:28:45Z

i bought a Mrs Claus costume today, hee hee hee hee hee.

we now have 5, yes 5, christmas trees. im gonna take pictures later of them all. me and mum had to wrestle the one outside coz it kept blowing over, but its now tied to the railings. I CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new friends only banner

2007-04-19T23:08:14Z

HELLO!

2006-11-14T15:24:46Z

im sure you have all missed me terribly. my internet at home has been b0rked since last monday and Orange are utterly hopeless and despite my mum phoning 4 times its still not fixed. shes to phone again tonight and hopefully that'll be it sorted.
anyway not much has been happening. worked for Regis on friday and wanted to kill my bosses brother. neither boss was there after the meal had been served and eileen was put in charge. bosses brother, cousin and 2 of cousins friends were completely incapable of, well, doing anything. they were washing the dishes and putting them away wet. i said they had to be put away dry and they ignored me. i said it again a while later and bosses bro was like 'no its fine' i said 'no they HAVE to go away dry' he started talking over me and was saying 'no its fine. they are clean, its fine' so i told him to shut up and walked out. the thing is, if his brother had been there he wouldnt have let him put them away wet. its just 'the rules' that the dishes get dried.
really pissed me off. he just had no clue what was to be done, neither did the other 3 guys, but they wouldnt listen to us at all despite the fact that me eileen and sarah are Regis staff and have been for a reasonable amount of time. im fucking sick of working with regis. i just want another job and FAST. ugh....
nothing else has been happening. my life is painfully boring :(

oh aye

2006-10-23T19:20:42Z

this journal is now friends only. comment for add, etc etc

(i just hope i remember to make my entries friends only :S)

uberfenn @ 2006-09-23T13:16:00

2006-09-23T12:18:08Z

i dont hate my job quite so much anymore. yesterday was quite a good day. fairly busy and i had a few visitors (Andrew bought my first paper :D)
i really hate working in general though. i was sitting last night trying to think of what i want to do and really all i keep coming back to is being an animal keeper. i cant think of anything else i actually enjoy long term. looks like ill be stuck in jobs i hate forever then :(

uberfenn @ 2006-09-20T19:47:00

2006-09-20T18:48:02Z

i actually hate my job :(

grrr

2006-09-19T11:15:56Z

well yesterday in work was awful. trully 100% terrible. i sold 8 papers.....8......that means i get 80p commision.

i was in possibly the quietest point in glasgow. on the corner of wellington street and argyle street. it rained alot. i got wet despite my brolly and waterproof jacket. all my newspapers got wet so i couldnt sell them. i phoned the agency to phone the guys to bring me more. 40 minutes later i phoned again asking if i was going to get more papers. 30 minutes later the delivery guy appeared and just took my stand away.

i was outside a pub (possibly a gay old mans pub...The Waterloo on wellington street) and they all felt sorry for me. one wee guy went and bought me a cup of tea which made me smile. then i burnt my tongue on it which made me want to cry. i also saw a poor wee baby pidgeon get splatted on the road.

all in all yesterday was a terrible day. today i am at the galleries of modern art which should be better. i was there on friday and did not bad. ugh.....

questionaire thing

2006-09-17T02:44:46Z

Date Posted: 23-02-2005 at 2:52pm - Comments (0)
PAST

-first grade teacher's name: Mrs McGlaughlan
-last word you said: 20p
-last song you sang: that new scissor sisters song
-last thing you laughed at: probably andrew or lewis earler
-last time you cried: probably a while ago. i cant remember

PRESENT.

-what's in your cd player: nothing. i dont use my cd player
-what color socks are you wearing:none on just now
-what's under your bed: a few bits an bobs
-what time did you wake up today: 8:45, but i went back to bed for a while

FUTURE.

-what is your expected future career: animal keeper hopefully.
-where are you going to live: ooft, hopefully abroad but i dunno
-how many kids do you want: none, thanx
-what kind of car will you drive: a bugatti veron

CURRENT.

-current hair: shite. i hate it
-current clothes: jeans, Therapy? tee shirt
-current jewelry: watch, 2 rings, braclet, earrings.
-current annoyance: nothing much
-current smell: umm...nothing.
-current longing: hmm, to get money to go to Equador
-current desktop picture: andrew and lewis on andrews first day at nursery
-current favorite music artist: ooft, i duuno
-current book: i just finished James Patterson 3rd Degree.
-current worry: not much. nothing of significance
-current hate: stupid little things
-story behind your username: nickname ive had for years
-current favorite article of clothing: my kick ass work uniform :|
-favorite physical feature on a girl/guy: umm...build
-one person you wish was here right now: my gran
-line from the last thing you wrote to someone: thats all
-i am happiest when:im with my nephews
-i feel lonely when: i have time to think
-favorite authors: james patterson
-do you think too much:yeah, far too often
-if you could live anywhere in the world, where: australia
-famous person you have met: blink 182, fenix TX
-do you have any regrets: a few
-sex or love: currently? sex
-favorite coffee: coffee cake.
-favorite smell: hmmm i dunno
-what makes you mad: idiots
-favorite way to waste time: sleep
-what is your best quality: ability to listen
-are in currently in love/lust: no
-what\'s the craziest thing you have ever done: umm i do slightly mental things on a regular basis
-any bad habits: smoking
-do you find it hard to trust people: Yes
-last thing you bought yourself: bag of crisps
-bath or shower: shower
-favorite season: spring
-favorite color: red
-favorite time of day: early morning, though i usually miss it
-gold or silver: silver
-any secret crushes: Nope.

FASHION.

-how many coats and jackets do you own: not enough. ill need to get a winter jacket
-favorite pants color: no fave.
-most expensive item of clothing:dunno
-most treasured: item of clothing? none

YOUR FRIENDS.

-do your friends know you: not really
-what do they tend to be like:i dunno. just them.
-can you count on them: i hope so
-can they count on you: Aye

LAST.

-last book you read: 3rd degree james patterson
-last movie you saw: Blade
-last movie you saw on the big screen: ooft i cant remember
-last show you watched on tv: ant and decs saturday night takeaway
-last song you heard: dont know
-last thing you had to drink: diluting juice
-last thing you ate: trifle.
-last time you showered: yesterday
-last time you smiled: a few minutes ago.
-last time you laughed so much you couldn\'t breathe: i cant remember
-last person you hugged:either andrew or lewis when they were leaving today
-last person you kissed: andrew when he was in the car
-last person you talked to online: im talking to steve just now.
-last person you talked to on the phone: eileen probably

DO YOU.

-smoke: aye
-do drugs: No
-drink: sometimes.
-sleep with stuffed animals: yup
-have a dream that keeps coming back: no
-play an instrument: define 'play'. i can beat the fuck out of a drum kit, but it doesnt sound good.
-believe there is life on other planets: Yes
-read the newspaper: i sell the fucking newspapers!!
-have any gay or lesbian friends: not really
-believe in miracles: yeah.
-consider yourself tolerant: i guess, becomming less so these days
-consider police a friend or foe: friend, as ive never had bother off them.
-like the taste of alchohol: some, yeah.
-have a favorite stooge: no
-believe in astrology. Aye
-believe in magic: Aye
-pray: sometimes
-go to church: at Xmas
-have any secrets:yeah
-have any pets: yup. not enough though
-go or plan to attened college: been there, done that. thats quite enough education for me
-talk to strangers: No
-have any piercings: yup, 5
-have any tattoos: yup, 3
-hate yourself: sometimes.
-wish on stars: yeah
-like your handwriting: nah, not really
-believe in witches: aye
-believe in ghosts: Aye
-believe in santa: aye
-believe in the easter bunny: aye
-believe in the tooth fairy: im sure im still owed money by her. but yes i do
-have a second family: no
-sing in the shower: yup

flah

2006-09-16T23:51:13Z

i broke my internet the other day, but i managed to fix it. yay me.

im thinking of having an f-list cut. i am 'friends' with too many people that i shouldnt be. people that arent good for me, for one reason or another. it happens every wee while. someone creeps in, fucks with my head for a while until i eventually see sense and stop talking to them. at the moment there are 3 that i can think of that really arent doing my mental state any favours. i dont think it would be any great loss to any of them anyway. blah. ill sleep on it and see what i decide in the morning.

muthafucka!!

2006-09-13T12:52:36Z

yesterday i went to stirling with my brother. we went to get eileens 2 boys and my brothers eldest boy outfits for the wedding. they are walking me and the other 2 bridesmaids down the aisle so they have to look spiffing. managed to get trousers and ties. all we need is shirts and the only thing thats holding us back is the age difference between the 3 of them. ones come in lewis and andrew sized, or andrew and connor sized. gaddang. we'll figure something out :S

my big brother bought me the Blade trilogy boxset too as a belated birthday prezzie so i am a very happy fenn.

today i had a job interview. whoop dee doop. its with an agency for a job selling the daily record in town at the wee stalls.

MUTHA FUCKA I GOT THE JOB!! im gonna be like an evening times guy BUT BETTER!!!!

spag bol

2006-09-08T19:37:46Z

made spag bol for dinner and decided to put up the recipe. if anyones interested here it is

First off, choose your weapon:

personally im taking the biggest pot i can lift, but thats coz im making tonnes :)

second, get your ingredients:

i use sunflower oil, white wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, lazy garlic, beef mince, tomatoes and an onion. cheese and garlic bread for serving :)

whap some oil, wine vinegar and balsamic vinegar in your pot and put it on a medium-low heat

while its heating chop up your onion. i only use about a 3rd but you can out more in if you prefer

try not to cry

stick the onions in the pot to brown

while they are browning away, chop up your tomatoes. i use the majority of a family pack of salad tomatoes, but i make millions and i dont like any other kind of tomatoes

once the onions are browned, stick the mince in to brown

once its browned off, add your tomatoes

i ususally make up 1/2 a litre of double strength vegatable stock, and add that now

now is the perfect oppurtunity for a wee break. stick a lid on the pot and go have a sit down :)

after about 25 minutes take the lid off so it can start reducing. after another 30 minutes add the garlic. i put in one and a half teaspoons

give it a good stir and leave it to reduce more.

after another 15 minutes it should be looking pretty close to ready

so stick the spaghetti on,

get the garlic bread in the oven,

and grate some cheese

once everything is ready, serve

and enjoy :D

Meringue nests:
you'll need meringue nests, fruit and cream. i choose strawberries and banana coz thats what we had in.

stick them on, and cover them in cream

or if you dont like runny cream, like me, SKOOSHY CREAM!!!

Ah, lovely :)

bit of an adventure

2006-09-08T15:07:57Z

so i went up to tesco to get stuff to make spag bol tonight. i missed the bus home at 3:15 so i had to wait half an hour for the next one. not happy because its always heaving with school kids. today wasnt an acception. as it was packed i had to stand down the front, thats fine with me. was having a bit of a banter with the driver, Tom, he was slagging school kids, i was laughing. he dropped some people off at a stop the immediatly went right round a roundabout. i was holding onto the bar at the door with one hand and had all my shopping bags in the other because the stupid school kids were sitting in the luggage bit. anyway as he went round the roundabouti felt myself kinda spin round and came to rest on the door. not scary you may think. well usually after that stop the driver just leaves to door open because there is another stop at the other side of the roundabout, had it been open i would have definatly went flying out the door, and why he decided to shut it is beyond both me and him. was mildly terryfying to say the least :(
Fenns near death experience #2 in 2 days (nearly got knocked down last night after the circus when i went screaming across the road just as a car pulled out beside me)

nabbed from eileen

2006-09-08T12:53:38Z

Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
A: the circus!!!

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: snoring probably

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: reading peoples LJs

Q: SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1995?
A: i changed schools

Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: i cant work under pressure

Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: so far im half way through a glass of orange high juice

Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: in a little plastic tub on my windowsill, or in my wallet

Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: not too shabby

Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOUR?
A: hmmm, i dont really like ice crean so id say vanilla

Q: SOMETHING YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT?
A: eileens wedding

Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: a few weeks ago

Q: WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?
A: 7

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?
A: yup, 2

Q: ARE YOU VERY RANDOM?
A: sometimes

Q: DO YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR?
A: yeah, to get the rest of the colour out of it.

Q: ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 25?
A: nope, not yet

Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: sometimes, just depends.

Q: DO YOU WATCH THE OC?
A: nope, never have

Q: DOES YOUR SCREEN NAME HAVE AN '' X '' IN IT?
A: no

Q: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED STEVE?
A: yup

Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A: yes, well i quite often alter words, or use a word that sounds like another word for the other words meaning...

Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: a little

Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: Iam sometimes, it just depends.

Q:NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "J":
A: ummm

Q: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH AN "A":
A: erm...

Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS?
A: my boss

Q:WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?:
A: good

Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A. yup

Q: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?
A: nope. poker straight

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOU'RE GOING TO?
A: i have no idea. none planned

Q: WHO IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
A: me, of course.

Q: WHAT SAYING DO YOU SAY A LOT?
A: hmmm

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: popcorn last night

Q: WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO SOMEONE, AND WHO WAS IT?
A: didnt i answer this question already? it was 'i cant work under pressure' to mum

Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: occasionally. hardly ever these days

Q: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
A: yup, though i barely remember it

Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: nope

Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: no and i never would

Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: dunno. not in the near future

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: to andrew and lewis the other day

Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
A: getting organised to go to tesco

Q: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: yah

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: no, i dont think so

Q: YOUNGEST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY?
A: ethan, 2 months

Q: IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
A: illegal drugs, aye. prescription no.

Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: yup

Q: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
A: no idea

Q: BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
A: Blade 2!

Q: WHAT KIND OF CELLPHONE DO YOU HAVE?
A: A Samsung A800

Q: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
A: the binmen yelling at each other

uberfenn @ 2006-09-06T21:40:00

2006-09-06T20:40:48Z

well thats the answer to that question loud and clear.
wind knocked out my sails....

nabbed from fithefaerie

2006-09-06T18:46:55Z

01. Who are you?
02. Are we friends?:
2B. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BONED?:
03. When and how did we meet?:
04. Do you (or did you ever) have a crush on me?:
05. Would you kiss me?:
5B. IF YOU THINK YOU HURT MY FEELINGS IN THE LAST QUESTION, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO MAKE IT UP TO ME:
06. Describe me in one word:
07. What was your first impression?:
08. Do you still think that way about me now?:
09. What reminds you of me?:
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?:
11. How well do you know me?:
11B. DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME NAKED!: ("Dear god no, my poor eyes at burning at the thought" is a perfectly acceptable answer, for those that wish to die a horrible death)
12. When's the last time you saw me?:
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? (state what)
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?:

comments screened, coz i just figured out how to do it :)

pum dee pum

2006-09-05T19:05:40Z

kinda get the feeling people dont want to talk to me at the moment. dunno why but it seems like every conversation i have on MSN is either a struggle to get a conversation going or its cut short. i dunno, maybe im being paranoid again.

im watching andrew and lewis just now coz eileen and stewart are off finalising all the weddingy stuff. its all very exciting. less than 4 weeks and WE STILL DONT HAVE BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES!!! AT THIS RATE ILL BE GOING DOWN IN AISLE IN MY JOGGY SUIT................ ACTUALLY, I LIKE THAT IDEA...oops caps lock :S